Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit.
If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.
Lmfao YES
(Source: deschanell)
Try to seduce me in 7 words or less.
(Source: shield-of-an-oaken-branch)
